AI can barely see this site. · roasted Oct 05, 2026
THE ROAST
Beautiful service page title, zero Service schema—you're serving content salad without a bloody dressing, mate! 🔥
Listed in navigation but flying BLIND without Service schema, areaServed, or pricing info—AI crawlers can't tell what you DO or who you serve! 💀
FAQPage schema DOES NOT EXIST despite the page existing—it's like having a restaurant menu on a blank wall, genius! ðŸ˜
Three clear customer segments (Startup, Small Business, Advertising Agency) but ZERO Product/Offer schema—you're hiding your pricing like it's a state secret! 🚮
Project gallery with no Project schema markup—wasted showcase content that AI systems can't parse or understand! 🪦
WHAT IS BROKEN
[CRITICAL] Despite listing 12+ services (3D Printing, 3D Product Design, Cosplay, Electrical Engineering, Industrial Design, etc.), KC Proto has ZERO Service schema markup—just a generic 3DModel schema masquerading as the homepage.
[CRITICAL] The site has a /frequently-asked-questions page in the internal links but zero FAQ schema markup detected—the FAQPage schema doesn't exist even though FAQ content is present.
[CRITICAL] Homepage has an empty H1 tag and all critical messaging is crammed into H2s ('Taking an idea and making it a reality can be difficult but it doesn't have to be')—zero semantic hierarchy for AI parsing.
[WARNING] Six duplicate/conflicting LocalBusiness and Organization schemas exist (mixed legalName, inconsistent address formatting, address shows '6416 nall ave' in one schema and 'Mission, KS' on separate lines), creating confusion for AI systems.
[WARNING] The site serves startups, small businesses, and advertising agencies (clear segmentation in body text) but has zero Product or LocalService schema for pricing tiers, packages, or service offerings.
